Geek Eye For the Jock Guy

You can find this song somewhere on teh interweb. It's by Tripod, and it's classic.


Geek Eye For The Jock Guy

{the theme song}

One two, you know what to do,

just listen to a geek and you can turn your life around

wear your shining beacon you can seek us out before you run aground

throw your Gatorade away my sporty friend

pizza boxes are the order of the day.

It's geek eye for the jock guy.

Narrator Welcome back to Geek eye for the jock guy.

Last week we showed max the star rugby rover for covert pistons how to make the difficult transition between normal trivial pursuit and Star Wars trivial pursuit. Let's meet the team. They're the Awesome... Fivesome.

{sing}It's Geek eye for the jock guy.

Narrator Andrew!

Andrew {squashed, fast, nerdy voice} Quantum theory's my specialty..oh.. I also have a doctorate in biomechanics but I've been asked to stay with the classifications of what they've called me in this show -

{interrupts} Narrator That that that's great, Andrew that's great, thank you. Next: Michael

{poncy voice} Michael I'm the uh Drama Captain. I play all the lady parts at my all boys school.

Narrator John:

{nervous nerdy voice} John I'm into dungeons...

Narrator Jack:

Jack ..and I'm into dragons.

Narrator And Scott:

Scott I'm in Tripod

{sing} Geek Eye for the Jock guy.

Narrator Let's meet our Jock for the week. Davin. He's a goal keeper for the... rugby. He's also an excellent basketball... swimmer. Davin's challenge is to impress the girlfriend he's already going out with.

{sing}This week is a challenge for our rag-tag fleet of nerds. Did you just spot that [quote] from BattleStar Galactica?

Narrator Did you spot the reference Davin?

{grunty voice}Davin Nuh

Narrator Well we've got a lot of work to do then. But don't beat yourself up over it. Someone else will beat you up for that.

Narrator How to dress like a nerd: John from dungeons and Jack from dragons:

John and Jack I think it w-would be excellent if if you h-had a cloak of magnificence. Plus four. I think it b-be excellent. Yes that's a great idea. Yes that's a really good idea Jack. Y-yeah and a dinosaur ninja t-shirt. Chicks love that. And maybe a plastic {stutters} -

{interrupts} Narrator How, how... (Shut up!)....how to kiss like a girl. No! How to kiss a girl. Oh, I read that wrong. Andrew (Quantum theory):

Andrew Well according to Steven Hawking -

{interrupts} Narrator How to impress a girl, Michael, drama captain:

Michael Well, girls are often impressed by positions of status such as uh being a modern major general or captain of the Pinafore.

Narrator How to speak like a geek, Scott:

Scott It's all to do with the epiglottis.

{sing the theme song} Just listen to a geek and you can turn your life around....