Stranger in a Strange Land
Don't panic when you first see an American toilet (saying "toilet" is almost as crude as talking about sex here). It's not actually flooded, despite the fact that its at high tide. Still, it's somewhat unnerving.
I said that I didn't have jet lag, but I think I was wrong. I'm still very tired (I woke up at 2am this morning) which makes communication even more difficult.
Today I went along to church. It was quite empty due to Labour Day Weekend. Hmm, some parts of the service made me cringe, and I wanted to say "yes, but no" at lots of points in the sermon.
I don't want to say too much about the church because perhaps some of my readers may misinterpret my criticisms as ungratefulness and an implicit rejection of my brothers and sisters. But not the case. All I'll say for now is that the focus of the church seemed to be a bit off, the emphasis a bit askew. Too much talk of "purpose" and "what you need for your life", rather than laying out the facts of the matter, that Jesus Christ is Lord and he demands repentence and obedience, irregardless of what our psychological longings may be.
There was also a bit of a plug for the Promise Keepers rally. They had snippets, and I was dissapointed that there seemed to be no speakers stirring up the men into spiritual leadership, to take their rightful Biblical role. A missed oppurtunity, with so many men in one place, ready to listen. Something to pray about.
I went to the local Safeway and made a few observations. Food is actually not that cheap, although this may have to do with the fact that serving sizes are frick'n huge. Even the trolleys are jumbo-sized. Half the "store" is junk food, with every possible permutation and combination of chocolate, biscuit, cream, nut, caramel and ice cream imaginable.
Apart from the home cooked food my kind (non-fat and non-loud) relatives have "fixed", the food generally tastes medicore, with the flavour of preservatives and sweetner dominating. I withold my judgment about whether this is a feature of America, since no doubt there are places that cook damn fine food. America is the land of extremes after all.
Oh, and everyone has great teeth here. I don't know how that is compatiable with excessive sugar consumption, but hey, this is a strange place.
Tommorow, God willing, we shall go into San Fransisco proper. I'm looking forward to this. Looks like we'll have a gay time.
I said that I didn't have jet lag, but I think I was wrong. I'm still very tired (I woke up at 2am this morning) which makes communication even more difficult.
Today I went along to church. It was quite empty due to Labour Day Weekend. Hmm, some parts of the service made me cringe, and I wanted to say "yes, but no" at lots of points in the sermon.
I don't want to say too much about the church because perhaps some of my readers may misinterpret my criticisms as ungratefulness and an implicit rejection of my brothers and sisters. But not the case. All I'll say for now is that the focus of the church seemed to be a bit off, the emphasis a bit askew. Too much talk of "purpose" and "what you need for your life", rather than laying out the facts of the matter, that Jesus Christ is Lord and he demands repentence and obedience, irregardless of what our psychological longings may be.
There was also a bit of a plug for the Promise Keepers rally. They had snippets, and I was dissapointed that there seemed to be no speakers stirring up the men into spiritual leadership, to take their rightful Biblical role. A missed oppurtunity, with so many men in one place, ready to listen. Something to pray about.
I went to the local Safeway and made a few observations. Food is actually not that cheap, although this may have to do with the fact that serving sizes are frick'n huge. Even the trolleys are jumbo-sized. Half the "store" is junk food, with every possible permutation and combination of chocolate, biscuit, cream, nut, caramel and ice cream imaginable.
Apart from the home cooked food my kind (non-fat and non-loud) relatives have "fixed", the food generally tastes medicore, with the flavour of preservatives and sweetner dominating. I withold my judgment about whether this is a feature of America, since no doubt there are places that cook damn fine food. America is the land of extremes after all.
Oh, and everyone has great teeth here. I don't know how that is compatiable with excessive sugar consumption, but hey, this is a strange place.
Tommorow, God willing, we shall go into San Fransisco proper. I'm looking forward to this. Looks like we'll have a gay time.
14 Comments:
"gay time" - lol
I really disliked American toilets. I shudder just thinking about how they operate...
By Craig Schwarze, At 2:30 PM
You get splashed in the bum if you don't have stratagies in place.:-)
By Steve Isham, At 2:59 PM
I remember that falling in and not being able to get out was a real danger when I was over there (I was 12 and had a very skinny butt).
"God willing"
I've noticed this on a few people's blogs. What's the dealio? I know the Muslims say something similar throughout their everyday conversation - "Inshallah (if God wills)". Do you think Christians need to be so uncertain of the future? I'm not criticising, just interested. :)
By Angus, At 5:10 PM
Using "God willing" is an ancient Christian tradition. I'm old enough that I was brought up using the older form D.V. (Deo Volente).
Parts of the Christian world have a tradition of using "God willing and Jesus tarries", which I like.
By Radagast, At 5:21 PM
James 4:14-15
14 whereas you do not know what will happen tomorrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapor that appears for a little time and then vanishes away. 15 Instead you ought to say, “If the Lord wills, we shall live and do this or that.”
Angus, my dad was always quoting this passage & he always said "God willing." or DV when writing.
Marion
By Anonymous, At 6:00 PM
Try not to let them drag you through Fisherman's Wharf for too long tomorrow. Very Kitsch and commericial for tourists and I expect more of the same of what you had in Sacamento. Chinatown is really worth it and checking out the neighbourhoods with the Victorian facades.
By Steve Isham, At 7:13 PM
What's with the US Americans always 'fixing' food?
We have one (an American) at our place right now, and she's always talking about my wife fixing dinner.
Like Jen would ever break it... pah!
By RodeoClown, At 8:07 PM
I always thought DV was a Dutch saying: Da Lord Villing, where the 'L' was dropped making it DV. Thanks for the explanation Radagast. ;)
--Luke
By Anonymous, At 8:23 PM
hmph ... sorry Shy ... but as far as food goes ... don't hold your breath.
i'm confused about the toilet talk ...
By ckjolly, At 4:01 AM
i'm confused about the toilet talk ...
When you visit Oz you will understand...
By Craig Schwarze, At 7:40 AM
Are American toilets full of water? That's gross! It would surely spill over when you flush it...
By Bron, At 11:39 PM
CAn't stand US Toilets. We have an Australian style one in our apartmeent. It was one of the reasons that we took this place...
By Justin, At 1:56 AM
This is so funny!
Your commodes (that's what we call them in the Southern US) are different?? They don't have water? How do they work? (Do I want to know?)
I agree with you on the poor quality of packaged food in the stores. I don't like it either.
But I do like to fix supper. In fact, when I'm just about to cook, I might say that I'm "fixin' t' fix supper." And I'm not that much of a hick, y'all. : )
(I found your blog from Radagast's, which I found from John Dekker's, who found me from Susans... hey to you from NC! : )
By Jessie, At 4:12 PM
What's with the US Americans always 'fixing' food?
It's an idiom born of necessity. Our processed foods are so terrible that they constantly require 'fixing' in order to become fit for consumption.
I have now heard so many strange things about Australian toilets that I might go there just to see those.
By Anonymous, At 4:41 AM
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