Spin A Tale for the Times
Just like sport and news stories, celebrity gossip must conform to established narratives. Unlike the sport narratives, these tend to be mini-narratives often based on fairy tales, that apply to the fleeting relationships of various personalities.
Take the Brad, Jen and Angelina tale.
Brad marries Jen. It's the fairytale wedding (as they always say).
Yet, just like Tom Thumb and The Snow Maiden and many other tales, the couple remain childless and this is a source of grief.
Enter seductress and siren Angelina, who lures Brad away from Jen. He appears to have newfound happiness, and the liaison overcomes what wrought the previous union marriage – childlessness.
However, cracks appear. Angelina is the siren and seductress and because of this, she has great power. She wields her power over Brad, and he resents this. This leads to the eventual end of their torrid affair.
Back to Jen. She is the heartbroken widow like figure (who like Cinderella has the audience's sypathy), who finds solace in Vince. This is another classic tale in itself.
Vince, the playboy, different-girl-every-night guy, is overcome by Jen's magic such that he puts away his player ways, and his own passion and jealousy for Jen surprises him. Karmatically, he finds himself in the very position he left his many women in.
And a word on TomKat. It is Bluebeard. The powerful, older, more experienced man seduces the young maiden, steals her virtue and with it her freedom.
He is crazy (like Bluebeard), has had many wives (like Bluebeard), keeps Katie captive in his great mansion, while enforcing a strict diet on her (so there's a bit of Pygmalion narrative there, except this time it's evil). And there are parallels to be drawn between the secrecy of Scientology and the veiled TomKitten, Suri, and the locked room containing Bluebeard's wives which Katie may not enter.
I wonder what kind of narrative another could spin for your life? Any suggestions?
Take the Brad, Jen and Angelina tale.
Brad marries Jen. It's the fairytale wedding (as they always say).
Yet, just like Tom Thumb and The Snow Maiden and many other tales, the couple remain childless and this is a source of grief.
Enter seductress and siren Angelina, who lures Brad away from Jen. He appears to have newfound happiness, and the liaison overcomes what wrought the previous union marriage – childlessness.
However, cracks appear. Angelina is the siren and seductress and because of this, she has great power. She wields her power over Brad, and he resents this. This leads to the eventual end of their torrid affair.
Back to Jen. She is the heartbroken widow like figure (who like Cinderella has the audience's sypathy), who finds solace in Vince. This is another classic tale in itself.
Vince, the playboy, different-girl-every-night guy, is overcome by Jen's magic such that he puts away his player ways, and his own passion and jealousy for Jen surprises him. Karmatically, he finds himself in the very position he left his many women in.
And a word on TomKat. It is Bluebeard. The powerful, older, more experienced man seduces the young maiden, steals her virtue and with it her freedom.
He is crazy (like Bluebeard), has had many wives (like Bluebeard), keeps Katie captive in his great mansion, while enforcing a strict diet on her (so there's a bit of Pygmalion narrative there, except this time it's evil). And there are parallels to be drawn between the secrecy of Scientology and the veiled TomKitten, Suri, and the locked room containing Bluebeard's wives which Katie may not enter.
I wonder what kind of narrative another could spin for your life? Any suggestions?
6 Comments:
lol - I'll pass!
Did Brad and Angelina break up??? I'm so out of touch...
By Craig Schwarze, At 11:19 AM
I'm pretty sure they're still together. I think Shiloh is pre-empting a breakup. I'd like to think they can stay together. Sure, she's got a big helping of crazy, and he's been married a couple of times already so statistically he's likely to do it again... but I hope they can stay in love and stay together.
Yes, I'm a Brangelina shipper. ;)
By Angus, At 11:59 AM
I've done some shopping lately at peak hour; according to the narrative they've broken up.
By The Borg, At 1:01 PM
Yes, all the mags that I see at the woolies check-out are claiming that brad has been calling Jen and that all of brad's relatives HATE angelina.
Tommorrow's shopping day again so I'll see what the latests is....
Shiloh's probab. more up to date than I.
The Bildungs roman ( coming of age) narrrative fits everyone at some stage ( except for people who never grow up...i.e Nick hornby, the author of many such novels ;))
By The Librarian, At 8:00 AM
Hope you are having a good flight - just prayed for safety.
Careful of those snakes...
By Craig Schwarze, At 10:10 PM
Nice analogies, I like the Tom as Bluebeard story, fits well.
Seth
By Anonymous, At 2:16 PM
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