Wanted: A Fat Person

I'm just putting this out there. Here's what I need: A really really morbidly obese person to model for some life drawing. I'm sorry, I'm too poor to pay you in cash, but I can pay you in food, yummy food, as I imagine that's what you'd like. Contact me via email or in the comments section if this is you.

Edit: If you're not really really morbidly obese, but just somewhat obese, you'll do. Beggars can't be choosers.

Second Edit: If you're uncomfortable being naked, you can wear budgie-smugglers or a two-piece (if you're female).