Fat Camp
How about this an idea for a reality TV show fat camp?
The premise is the truth that weight loss is all about disturbing the kilojoule in kilojoule out equilibrium. So, if you want to loose weight, consume less kilojoules than you expend. Even better, have the kilojoules that you consume come at the cost of the kilojoules that you expend.
On fat camp, then, any food you eat, you must have exerted equal or greater energy in acquiring it. The Loosers will have to pick their berries a couple of kilometers away from camp, there'll spear fishing and maybe a few wild pigs will be set loose to catch. So the fatties have to chase and chase their lunch before they're allowed to eat it. Or maybe they have to climb a cliff face to an erie to collect empowering eggs or something. It would make great TV.
The premise is the truth that weight loss is all about disturbing the kilojoule in kilojoule out equilibrium. So, if you want to loose weight, consume less kilojoules than you expend. Even better, have the kilojoules that you consume come at the cost of the kilojoules that you expend.
On fat camp, then, any food you eat, you must have exerted equal or greater energy in acquiring it. The Loosers will have to pick their berries a couple of kilometers away from camp, there'll spear fishing and maybe a few wild pigs will be set loose to catch. So the fatties have to chase and chase their lunch before they're allowed to eat it. Or maybe they have to climb a cliff face to an erie to collect empowering eggs or something. It would make great TV.
posted by The Borg at
2:45 PM
4 Comments:
Survivor v the biggest loser?
hey, my word verification was "noagbig"
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Bron, At
5:31 PM
Mine is unghda which is the noise that fat person is making as they run...or maybe its the pig...
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Anonymous, At
6:15 PM
Speaking on behalf of the overweight American crowd - Have you ever seen a fat person standing at the top of a flight of stairs after ascending? Pretty funny, but I'm not sure how it would make very good television.
Pass the Doritos.
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Anonymous, At
8:03 PM
I've got an idea..
How abouts we strap an 80kg backpack to someone normal size and see them do that. Yeh, i wanna see a skinny person fall off a cliff.
Yeh, fat people bring it on themselves but starvation is a crap way to live.
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Anonymous, At
8:51 PM
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